Pirate Sex

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

In homage, I wrote this very short  Pirate Sex Tale.

Yo Ho Ho,

Ahoy Buccaneer, Me ‘beauty be a callin’

Com’on shiver down me timbers,

Put ye here scurvy scallywag hands up’here on me buxom breasts’

Give ye pirate booty some salwoggin!

Meself is a’cravin

Thar ye go!

Arrrrr, bring yer cock ’round and up,

ready ye sails.

Got me a case o’th’horny britches

Se’here me buried treasure

N we’go Matey’s.

Heave Ho.

Heave Ho.

Pink, hot, wet me be.

Keep a’play’n ‘n me treasure box.

Pillage me’puss

Yer Cutlass pok’n meself  so’good

Arrrrr Bucko wit’ yer cock so hard’n me, I’ah  I ‘ah….Thar me blow.

Yo Ho Ho Go Get Ye’ some Booty.

About Anton Therapy

As a psychotherapist specializing in sexual concerns, I believe that communication and compromise, with a playful and open attitude are key components to a healthy intimate life. I infuse compassion, enthusiasm and a collaborative approach in treatment that puts clients at ease in discussing such personal topics. I hope this blog helps to open your mind, promote healthy sex, and encourages you to have a desire for intimacy and life! View all posts by Anton Therapy

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