NFL and College Football is back!
The games are on, we’re cheering, yelling, praying and at times doing ridiculous rituals to promote our team to a victory. Don’t forget the obsessive checking of our fantasy football stats.
In an article I wrote for the bleacher report, entitled ‘Football + Sex + Pastrami Sandwich = Heaven’
One could easily have had sex on Saturday throughout the Michigan vs. Eastern Michigan game with a final score of Michigan 31 v. Eastern 3. Or Purdue 59 v SE Missouri 0 (and Purdue’s even on their 3rd string QB, SE must really stink). Or even Ohio State 6 v. Miami (FL) 24 (so long Tressel)
Those games needed some spicing up. Go ahead have a sex romp, you aren’t going to miss much.
The field is open and so is your sex schedule.
It is much harder to determine the right time for sex when the game is really going: close calls, a tight game , killer plays and even injuries, we want to see it all!
Yesterdays Eagles 31 v. Falcons 35, was one such game, with Vicks head to head collision with his teammate that caused a concussion, its hard to take your eyes off the screen. Well I guess when Vick walked off the field during the 3rd quarter we could’ve shifted our attentions, as the Eagles scored nothing in the last quarter.
Another exciting game played yesterday was by the Cardinals 21 v. Redskins 22, the fourth quarter was a nail biter and the Redskins came in for the win with a field goal.
So how do we go about getting the tri-fecta and more (football, sex, computer for fantasy stats, beer and food).
During an exciting game, go for the blow job. Sit in your recliner, TV in front of you, computer/beer/food on table near you and the person of your fancy between your legs. Remember to look down, don’t forget the hand in our hair, the moans and more. Plus if your partner doesn’t swallow, you’ll have napkins close by.
This morning I read an excellent erotic short story regarding oral sex and football, I highly recommend you click to read:
Another option is the handjob. Get out some buffalo wings, turn on college ball and relive your old days with a handjob. I recommend lotion vs. KY lubes for a handjob. It moisturizes your partners hands, smells good and leaves you nice and soft afterward without the need to clean up sticky lube.
When its getting later in the evening on a Sunday night (best and most popular time couples have sex in the U.S.), a great option is the rear entry or doggie style on the bed. You and your partner face the screen, enjoying intercourse with the game right in front of you. Rear entry is one of the most popular positions for both males and females due to the intensity, tightness and friction. Plus the male has two free hands to stimulate the breasts, buttocks, clitoris and more.
Enjoy football and get on your game!
Sex and Football what a great combo.